when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh
It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
I like that we who speak English regularly have started leaving the ‘good’ off of ‘good morning’ because now we greet each other with the statement that yes, indeed, it is morning.
An American I know informed me the other day that the thing he finds oddest about Britain is that we use ‘Alright?’ as a greeting. And that ‘Well I’m not dead’ is an acceptable response to this.
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly
but he can’t knot.