Found out what happened to the iPhone cookie man
I knew that was going to happen.
Johanna is incredibly perceptive, sarcastic and brash. She speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences, or who she hurts. While Johanna has a very hard exterior, she definitely understands the greater good of the districts and would lay down her life for freedom.
AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT
SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka