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Don't even pretend you don't. ;) Seem pretty rad to me.

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too


cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post


feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
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but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
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i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation


Valar morghulis. All men must die.


kakashidori:

after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called because the police had phoned our house to say that a constructor had reported a man driving an suv with our license plate with a “pale, bloated, lifeless body in the front seat”

i got mistaken for a dead body

they thought my dad was a murderer


jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened


becausejensenackless:

brittanyknitswithsherlock:

this is what happens with my dog

I had a dog that did this

becausejensenackless:

brittanyknitswithsherlock:

this is what happens with my dog

I had a dog that did this


illseeyou-rosetyler:

the doctor ain’t havin none of your violence shit


tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it

tsar-bucks:

georjajayhurrison:

fangks:

christieanne:

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

do u at least get to see a dick tho

tumblr user fangks asks the real questions

my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it


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Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.


laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes


jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"

jmemad:

"Your pockets are full. Do you want to swap it out or let it go?"


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